Pakistan Marriott Hotel blast Saturday

http://www.newsmax.com/international/as_pakistan_explosion/2008/09/20/132758.html This is the hotel Dad always stayed at. I'm SO glad he isn't traveling this year!

Although it may not be related to the bombing at all, this was posted on Friday. http://www.homelandsecurityus.com/20080919RT

Major problem. Help!

Dad just bought an iPod Touch. He's pleased. It's cool.
Big problem, though. We called our Palms 'beamers', but and iPod Touch can't beam.

iPod Touch seems like too long to say. I suggested we just pull out the key letters and call it an 'itch,' but, on second thought, maybe not.

Brain. Hm ... no.

You see what a horrible fix we're in.
Suggestions welcomed!